25 Intellectual Jokes That Will Really Make You Think
Nathan Johnson
Published
07/14/2016
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You either appreciate dry humor, or you don’t.
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A German walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Dry?" The German responds, "Nein, just one." -
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? -
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Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me? -
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Buddha walks into pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything." -
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What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist? The etymologist could tell you -
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Did you know that at absolute zero you would be 0K? -
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Who is this Rorschach guy, and why does he paint so many pictures of my mom and dad fighting? -
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A neutrino walks through a bar… -
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?" -
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What do you get if you integrate 1/cabin with respect to cabin? A log cabin by the sea -
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Entropy isn't what it used to be -
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I, for one, like Roman numerals -
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The past, present, and future walk into a bar…it was very tense -
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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Tell them to pronounce “unionized” (un-ionized) -
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar…followed by Batman -
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Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft. -
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This sentence cotnains exactly two errors. -
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Oscar Wilde said he could make a pun on any subject. Someone suggested the Queen. Without skipping a beat, Oscar responds, "The Queen is not a subject." -
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Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip? To get to the same side -
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When Noah told the animals to go and multiply, two snakes replied, "But we can't multiply because we're adders." So Noah cut down a tree and built a table. The next day he called them and said, "Even though you are adders, you can now multiply. I have built you a table of logs." -
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If you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the precipitate -
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I was going to tell you a joke about UDP, but I'm afraid you won't get it. -
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A tachyon. Knock knock. Who’s there? -
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What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? -
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The U.N. is really just a country club.
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